Bed This Goddamn Insect!
Bed This Goddamn Insect!
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These damn things are a serious problem. I found myself a swarm {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in bumps and itching like hell.
My dwelling is overrun with these things. I've tried everything to eradicate them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These tiny roaches are driving me crazy.
I'm at my wit's end. I desperately require to get rid of these awful creatures once and for all.
Bloody Bed Bug Nightmares
Dude, bed bugs. These freakin' little sucking demons will turn your life upside down. You get bitten, you itch like hell, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the heck they got more info there in the first place. It's a living hell.
You start checking your bed like a maniac, and you're constantly paranoid about getting bitten again. You wash everything, clean the place to death, but those creepy crawlies just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.
- I swear
Bed bugs are the worst. They make your life a living nightmare.
F*ck These Little Freeloaders!
These freakin' things are ruining me! I swear they multiply by the hour. They scurry all over, biting and irritating me constantly. I've tried everything to get rid of them - sprays, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these minuscule beasts are immortal.
- I'm seriously considering a life off the grid.
- Think of all those cacti!
- It's not like they can bite through my armor, anyway.
Blast You, Bed Bug!!
These infernal biters are the most atrocious! I can't even looking at my mattress. It feels like a war zone. How am I going to be eaten alive? I've already {tried everything: poisons, hot water washes my clothes, and even sleeping on the couch. Nothing seems to work.
It feels like I'm losing this fight against these tiny monsters. I just want a good night's sleep!
This Fucking Bed Bugs!
Ugh, goddamn, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Completely plague your apartment. You can't get a decent night's rest because you're killing yourself all night long. They are in every crevice and they just won't die. I've tried so many things, but nothing seems to work! I'm at my wit's end.
I despise these little monsters with a passion. I'd rather be eaten by a bear than have to coexist these biting things again!
These Little Cretins Are Driving Me Bananas
I'm at my wit's end with these little bastards. They're constantly driving me up the roof. I swear, sometimes I just want to explode. They're so rude. It's like they don't care.
- One minute they're ruining my day and the next they're playing dumb.
- Honestly, it's enough to give up.
Hopefully I can find a way to cope before I completely lose it. I just need a break!
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